Caption This! Round 1

While looking through the list of photos available to use in the match report of Sporting KC's draw with the Seattle Sounders a particular photo caught my attention. This photo, shown above, pictures a desperate looking Peterson Joseph attempting to slow down Osvaldo Alonso in the 1 all draw at CenturyLink Field on Wednesday night. At first I was going to use it as the picture in the match report but decided I would use it in The Daily Wiz's first ever caption contest. So without further adieu, let's see which one of The Daily Wiz readers/writers/fanboys can come up with the funniest caption to this photo. Winner gets bragging rights as "The Daily Wiz Caption Contest King", until the next one that is. Sign in or make an account on SB Nation(I swear it takes less than a minute) and comment below....Go!