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“In the Box”: Mock Headlines when Sporting Kansas City wins MLS Cup 2021

Rivals’ jealousy runs rampant. Leave your mock headlines in the comments.

By Robert Rusert
SOCCER: NOV 22 MLS Cup Playoffs Western Conference Round One - San Jose at Sporting KC Photo by Nick Tre. Smith/Icon Sportswire via Getty Images

December 11, 2021, mlssoccer.com: “Sporting Kansas City takes MLS Cup 2021”

You never know... it would be a blast for sure! (2-1 over Philadelphia Union btw.)

But not for the other 26 MLS sides. Sorry, not sorry, you poor saps!

How might some of Sporting’s foes report the news or express their dismay? (In actuality, I’m sure they and all their fans would be respectful and congratulatory...)

Here are a few possibilities:

Los Angeles Galaxy: “Sporting Kansas City wins MLS Cup, Mexican scores.”

Vancouver Whitecaps: “Sporting Kansas City wins MLS Cup, the f*#@ers”

See the related Peter Vermes gif here.

Portland Timbers: “Sporting Kansas City actually puts PK between double posts, wins MLS Cup”

Real Salt Lake: “Sporting Kansas City wins MLS Cup, center back escapes red card again!”

Have fun with this... add your mock headlines below in the comments! And check back at thebluetestament.com for reactions to Sporting’s first match (Saturday, 7pm at New York Red Bulls) on the way to MLS Cup 2021.

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