“In the Box”: Sporting Kansas City Anthems in Lieu of

In lieu of an actual column article (It turns out I actually do have a social life...), I give you the possible Sporting Kansas City anthems (all subject to lyrical and rhythmic alteration as needed for stadium anthem, before match use, of course) readers and I suggested in the comments section of the Anthems column:

“Over the Rainbow” (if you are more of an Eric Clapton fan... head here.)

“Smells Like Teen Spirit” suggested by Kcrews123

“Close your Eyes (And count to F**k)” (obviously... adult lyrics...) suggested by Andy Wacker

“Fresh Prince of Bel Air” or “Thank you for being a Friend” to the tune of Gilligan’s Island... could not find... sorry wetwater

“Kansas City/Hey, hey, hey” suggested by MMarkey (my choice of version... cuz i was there at Arrowhead when McCartney took the house down!)

“Come and Get Your Love”

Stay tuned to “In the Box” for a breakdown of Sporting KC’s next opponent, Austin FC and discussion of uncovered-thus-far-Sporting KC-tactical-things, on Thursday and Saturday. In the meantime, head over to the comments sections from Saturday’s Quick Takes column. It is heating up.